Q: What sort of bees live in a graveyard?
A: Zom-bees!

Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes?
A: No idea.

Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
A: Still no idea.

Q: What happened to the snake that had a cold?
A: She adder viper nose.

Q: Why did the ram run off the cliff?
A: He didn't see the ewe turn.

Q:Why can't you train a dog to dance?
A: It has two left feet.

Q: What do you call a cow that can't produce milk?
A: An udder failure.

Q: Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
A: It takes a long time for them to swallow their pride.

Q: What would you get if 100 rabbits took a step backwards?
A: A receding Hareline.

Q: What lies on it's back, 100 feet in the air?
A: A dead centipede!

Q: What do you call a fly with no legs?
A: A Walk!

Q: What do you call a cow with no legs
A: Ground beef

Q: What's another name for sausage
A: Groundhog

Q: What do you call a cow that can't have a calf
A: Decaffinated

Q: What Did The Elephant Say To The Naked Man?
A: How Do You Eat With That Thing?!
     Submitted by: Shane McKee

Q: How did the gum cross the road?
A: On the chicken's foot!
     Submitted by: Jenna

Q: Why did the rooster cross the road?
A: To prove he wasn't a chicken.
     Submitted by: Benjamin Ward (10 years) Auckland.