The Rabbit

This man is walking along a country road, when he sees a car coming down the road. The car runs over a rabbit in the road. The driver stops the car, gets out, and looks at the rabbit. The man who was walking along the road says "You're not just going to leave that there, are you?"

The driver goes to the trunk of his car and pulls out an aerosol can and sprays its contents on the dead rabbit. Miraculously, the rabbit gets up, hops 10 feet down the road, turns around, and waves. It hops another ten feet down the road, turns around and waves. It does this until it disappears from sight.

The driver of the car tosses the aerosol can to the side of the road, gets in his car, and drives away. The man who had been walking down the side of the road was astounded.

He ran to the side of the road and picked up the can and read the label, which said : "For hare restoration, and permanent wave."

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