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The next day, the duck returned and said, "Got any grapes?" and the pharmacist answered, "I already told you, we don't sell grapes at a pharmacy!" So the duck turned around and left. The following day, the duck came back to the pharmacy again and asked the pharmasist, "Do you got any grapes?" The pharmacist looked down at the duck and said, "WE DO NOT SELL GRAPES HERE... This is a pharmacy. We DO NOT sell grapes!" So the duck left. The day after, the duck came back and asked, "Got any grapes?" and the pharmacist replied, "Alright, WE DON'T SELL GRAPES HERE!!! Now if you come back ONE MORE time asking for grapes, I'll nail your feet to the floor!!!" The duck was shocked at the pharmacist's response and said, "Geez, don't get so hasty!" and he left. The next day, the duck came back again and asked the pharmacist, "So.. You got any nails?" The pharmacist scowled at the duck and replied, "No. This is a pharmacy, we don't sell anything like that." The duck looked back at the pharmacist and said, "You got any grapes???"
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