Frog at the Bank

There once was a frog who needed a loan. So he went to the bank and walked up to the teller. The teller looked up at him and said "My name is Paddywhack, can I help you?"

The frog told her that he needed a loan. So she asked him if he had any collateral. "Well," he said as he pulled an oblong wooden object from his back pocket, "all I have is this. It has been in my family for years."

Paddywhack wasn't sure what it was so she took it to the bank president. He said "It's a knick knack paddywhack, give the frog a loan."


Submitted by: Joe Kaufman and Jennifer

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